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BY MICHELLE MAKLIN · April 01, 2005 12:41 PM
I'll be on The Factor tonight to expose the myth of the looney left's support of free speech. Afterwards, Bill and I will head for North Bethesda's House of Falafels. Hold the dressing!
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BY MICHELLE MAKLIN · April 01, 2005 10:07 AM
I've heard through the grapevine that the moonbats have this "game" on Fridays where they shuffle their CDs and list the first song on each of the first ten. Here are my seven:
- Walking in Memphis - John Tesh
- I am Persuaded - Fred Hammond
- The Way You Move - Kenny G
- In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins
- Maneater - Daryl Hall and John Oates
- After the Lovin' (Live) - Engelbert Humperdink
- Holding Back the Years - Simply Red
I might be able to buy three more CDs if you buy my book.
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BY MICHELLE MAKLIN · April 01, 2005 12:45 AM
Many readers have been writing in about a graphic used yesterday on Google's search page. It shows the word "Google" with strangely hypnotic, multi-colored swirls of paint. Some of my readers think this "Goo-graphic" is meant to be a subversive homage to this new drug called “Mary Jane.”
I did some digging and it turns out they are correct. Somehow this "Mary Jane" is much more noteworthy in the eyes of the pathetic liberal shills at Google than the resurrection of our Blessed Saviour.
Have you heard of "Mary Jane?" Do you have kids? Parents? Friends? Acquaintances? If you stop reading now, you do so at your peril.
The Urban Dictionary lists seven definitions for “Mary Jane.” But, here’s the one that fits my political agenda:
Slang for marijuana. It originates from the Spanish language.
Literally
Mari-Mary
Huana/Juana-JaneLet's smoke that bowl, hit the bong,
And then take that finger off of that hole,
Plug it, unplug it,
Don't straaaain, I love you Mary Jane,
She never complains, when I hit Mary,
With that flame, I light up the cherry,
She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen … [sic]
--Cypress Hill; Hits from the Bong; Black Sunday
"Mary Jane" refers to the drug marijuana or “ Cannabis Sativa; a plant containing tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high” — and it's spreading to a town near you.
Actors Tim Allen and Tony Curtis did it. So did Bela Lugosi and that pathetic moonbat Marion Berry. On the Internets, there are thousands of websites (with titles such as "Don't Fear the Refer," "Jones-In," and "Bong World") featuring "famous potheads," photos of teenagers' rolling “joints,” and descriptions of their techniques. This perilous habit has been depicted in films targeting people who enjoy humor (Fast Times at Ridgemont High). There is even a new genre of music — "progressive rock" — associated with promoting the “Mary Jane” experience.
In Norway, the authorities estimate that one in five desperate "potheads" engage in drinking their own “bong” water. According to psychiatrist Michele Catalano, medical director of Our Lady of the Blessed Sacrament Hospital in Great Neck, New York, the growing trend here in America has alarmed high school driver’s ed teachers across the nation:
There are just as many "root causes" for this as there are ways to medicate yourself. For most of the teens who do this, it's a kind of release. They have bottled up emotions and the only way to let the pain out is to get "high."
It's not just teenagers, illegal immigrants, Japanese-American internees and gangstas who are doing it. A concerned grandmother recently sent me the following email:
I just found out this week that my 32-year-old daughter is a "hop-head." She has a decent job at the Piggly Wiggly, a nice man to take care of her and three wonderful children. They live in an upscale ranch house. Her "Desperate Housewife" neighbors smoke “dope” also.
I also received this letter from a distraught child:
My mommy uses a pipe to smoke her “Mary Jane.” I found this out on her “weblog” which I discovered she had been hiding on a secret “LiveJournal” account she used at work. She has links to web rings about “Mary Jane,” The Grateful Dead and “head” shops as well as art work and literature dedicated to the drug. Her friends all feature drug/museum links, icons and song lyrics on their "weblogs" too!
While many liberals deny the drug problem exists, public health advocacy groups are warning medical professionals of the drug craze—and have even declared April 1st "Self Medication Awareness Day."
This insanity would not be as popular as it is among non-illegal immigrants if not for the tacit approval of Hollywood’s minor glitterati, such as fiftysomething actor Tim Allen.
It may be all fun and games for a Hollywood legend like Allen, but his mindless stunts have inspired countless victims to smoke themselves into a temporary, negligible euphoria.
[Update: Hey Koufax readers! The best part of this post is the comments, so keep reading. Also, be sure to check out my regular blog here.]
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BY MICHELLE MAKLIN · April 01, 2005 12:01 AM
Yes, that's a new photo up on the left. Thanks to Ms. Lauren for getting it up there so quickly.
And yes, it's really me. No Ayn Clouter or LaShawn Barbarella imitators here.
Why the new look? The prior picture, shot for the cover of Profit, was taken at 9:42 am EST on September 11, 2001 and it was soooooo 9/11. Besides, it's new ammo for my "good" friends at Chepooka and Rox Populi, who take such pride in providing "clever" witticisms about my hair.
In addition, a post about my physical appearance guarantees at least 11 trackbacks from those pathetic moonbats; 27 from Conservative men proclaiming that I'm a hottie.
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BY MICHELLE MAKLIN · April 01, 2005 12:00 AM
Both Republicans and Democrats in Oregon are engaged in a fantasy, as they consider several bills that encourage the development of biofuels --an energy source created by extracting oils from seed crops. Eugene's Register-Guard recently weighed in on this ridiculous idea with a smart editorial:
None of these bills would be needed if biofuels could compete with other forms of energy in the marketplace. The fact that ethanol and biodiesel need the Legislature's encouragement is evidence that these fuels suffer an economic disadvantage, have environmental costs or both. Where the ethanol industry is well-developed, such as in the upper Midwest, it has emerged as an indirect farm subsidy rather than an element of a rational energy policy. Biodiesel is being used around the country, but it depends on a stream of food oil waste or other by-products - moving beyond recycling and into direct fuel production would entail considerable costs.
I couldn't agree more. Yet, lefty bloggers have been spreading the silly meme that biofuel development might prevent other ANWRs. That's their stated goal. What they really want is to be able to drive a car made of hemp!
Losers.
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Update: For whatever reason, Soros shill Duncan Black (AKA Atrios) refuses to take the biofuels bait. Has anyone checked the temperature in hell?
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BY MICHELLE MAKLIN · March 31, 2005 08:05 PM
Korematsu is dead. Yes, that Korematsu. In an editorial that ran in the liberal San Francisco Chronicle last September, Korematsu wrote:
Fox News media personality Michelle Malkin claims that some Japanese Americans were spies during World War II. Based upon her suspicions, Malkin claims the internment of all Japanese Americans was not such a bad idea after all. She goes on to claim that racial profiling of Arab Americans today is justified by the need to fight terrorism. According to Malkin, it is OK to take away an entire ethnic group's civil rights because some individuals are suspect. Malkin argues for reviving the old notion of guilt by association.
Agreed. You got a problem with that?
Every high school student knows that most immigrants of German, Italian, and Japanese lineage conspired with their relatives in the "old country" to overthrow the U.S. government. Or they would, if not for the barking moonbats who have controlled Hollyweird, academia, and MSM for the last century.
That Korematsu went to his grave spreading his "Hate America First" lies illustrates just how far people will go to get a little media attention and to line their pockets with gold.
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Update: This nutcase calls Mr. K "a hero."
BY MICHELLE MAKLIN · March 31, 2005 04:32 PM
For the last several minutes, I've been struck by how MSM is portraying the 1300 remarkable patriots known as The Minutemen. Instead of sensitive portraits of brave Americans headed for tomorrow's demonstation in Tombstone to protect the rest of us from the perils of illegal immigration, we get stories like this AP report:
Still, law enforcement officials and human rights advocates are worried about the potential for bloodshed.Critics contend the project may attract anti-immigrant racists and vigilantes looking to confront illegal immigrants. At least one white supremacist group has mentioned the project on its Web site.
"They are domestic terrorists that represent a danger to the country and could promote a major border conflict that will have serious ramifications and consequences," said Armando Navarro, a University of California-Riverside political science professor and coordinator of the National Alliance for Human Rights, made up mostly of Hispanic activists.
Michael Nicley, chief of the U.S. Border Patrol's Tucson sector, said the volunteers are "not the kind of help the Border Patrol is asking for."
Critics contend the project may attract anti-immigrant racists and vigilantes looking to confront illegal immigrants. At least one white supremacist group has mentioned the project on its Web site.
"They are domestic terrorists that represent a danger to the country and could promote a major border conflict that will have serious ramifications and consequences," said Armando Navarro, a University of California-Riverside political science professor and coordinator of the National Alliance for Human Rights, made up mostly of Hispanic activists.
Here are some of the terrorists/ racists/ vigilantes MSM finds so easy to mis-categorize:
Burn these images into your brain. Keep them in mind as the MSM tarnishes them as "vigilantes."
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BY MICHELLE MAKLIN · March 31, 2005 10:41 AM
Why does Amanda Marcotte, now at Pandagon because of the new moonbat Affirmative Action blogging program, love illegal aliens? Here's part of her latest attempt to mock the real patriots who are working to protect our borders from terrorists:
I remember clearly how racists in West Texas obsess over the problem of pregnant women making a break for the border to grab that gold ring of U.S. citizenship for their babies. To hear some out there talk, you are inclined to run down to the Rio Grande and watch the endless stream of pregnant women making their way across the border, and undulating mass of fecundity as far as the eye can see.
Of course, those "racists" are correct. Loser.
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Related: Barking moonbat Dave Neiwert plays the race card and gets personal as he tries to connect me to those potential terrorists, posing as babies:
You, like many other citizen children of immigrants in this country, might have your citizenship revoked if it is found that, at the time of your birth, your parents did not qualify as "legal residents." Now, I'm not impugning them or their reputations -- I'm sure they were here perfectly legally in every jot and tittle at every step of their residency -- I'm just pointing out that such vagaries are fairly common for most children of immigrants, and sometimes involve obscure paperwork the children might not even be aware of.
Whatever.
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BY MICHELLE MAKLIN · March 30, 2005 07:29 PM
Scheduled to be on Hannity today to talk about the sanctimonious, hypocritical, open-borders ideologues I mean the pathetic losers who believe in the First Amendment ACLU and the gullible White Supremacist vigilantes who like shooting at Mexicans The Minuteman Project.
