"Dude Bush Is Totally f$%%in' AWESUM. He is totally all about kicking ass and kicking ass is AWESUM."
From Angry 15 Year Olds for Bush, via Alt Hippo:
Today I want 2 write also about how George Bush is awesome for not taking crap from stupid environementalysts. George Bush listens and they say that a fish is more important than a monkey is and how monkets even should not be allowed to have aids to make sure humans do not. I think that is stupid to say no. George Bush is awesome because he does not listen to them he listens to the people. When he has a problem about how to make power he asks the people who run the power plant. They are people like you and me who run the power company and not librels like bill clinton would ask who want everyone to have abortion and gay sex. George Bush does not ask librels he asks real American. When he wants to know how to run the environment he asks the people who work in the companys who make money and are the ones who make pollition and they tell him what to do so they can stop making pollution and he makes sure he does it. When the people do not have jobs he makes sure he tells the companys to put the jobs in the newspaper and fire the lazy people so the people who work hard can have jobs instead of lazy people. That is one more thing that george bush is awesome. He kicks ass over in other countrues but he makes sure he talks to real americans about how to do the things here right.
These very same barely educated, potentially unemployable types are the very same ones who end up enlisting in Uncle Sam's Armed Forces. There they are not only conscripted with weapons and named soliers -- to defend America, but they also might get lucky enuogh to go to Iraq and get to fuck with the minds of Iraqi prisoners. Just like their hero, that short-haired soldier babe, Lindsey whatshername!
Can you hear them? "Yeahsiree, that Lindsey, she's one of the guys. And after a few beers, she starts to look so good, that even a fightin' army soldier might take to her, coyote and all. Hell! It happened, that hero is pregnant! She's gonna be a mom, and them babies'll join up ,too, when the time comes. Yeahssiree!"
"God Bless America, and George Bush and his father, and Donald Rumsfeld, too. Even that (you know what), Colin Powell!"
The news media is conveniently avoiding the great big middle that thinks that this is how one is **supposed** to treat them Al Qeada Iraqi Muslim opponents of truth, justice, and the American Way.
Posted by: Dean Landsman | 11 May 2004 at 19:17
A lot of us have been trying to figure this site out. The odds-on bet is that it's parody, but it's so well done that no one is completely sure.
If it's parody, hat's off. If not, well, I just don't know what to say.
- Kim
Posted by: kim davis | 11 May 2004 at 23:05
i think it's a parody.
Posted by: sam | 12 May 2004 at 08:34
Heheh, it reminds me I should have a "Liberals4Economics" blog :-)
"Dude, like, the government is SOOO efficient and companies are soooo evil, we could, like, you know, tax everyone 100% and then everyone will be fucking RICH!"
Posted by: john Ashman | 16 October 2005 at 10:41