A Pinhead Called Wanda

You should thank me for the warning I'm giving you now that Chepooka didn't give me before I read this vile and idiotic rant. Ready?

THIS is going to piss you off:

And we are THROUGH kowtowing to muslims, atheists, homosexuals and anti-American "artists" living on our tax dollars!

By the end of President George W Bush's 2nd term:

1) Iraq will be well on the way to being a peaceful Christian country. Once Iraq has gone Christian, the Gospel of Jesus will spread throughout the Middle East. The region will be at peace and millions of Arab souls will be saved through the grace of Jesus Christ.

2) Bush will have appointed at least two USSC Justices and the baby slaughterhouses will finally be closed down forever.

3) Gays will be put back in the closet for good. The sodomy and decency laws will be reinstated and their disgusting disease spreading activities will be outlawed again. Maybe we can’t get rid of them, but we can get them out our children’s view.

4) School vouchers will allow parents to send their kids to decent Christian schools instead of the NEA-infested cesspools that exist now.

5) Worthless liberal social welfare programs will be dismantled and replaced by Christian faith-based government funded programs. People will finally get REAL help through Jesus Christ.

6) Filthy shows like Howard Stern, Jerry Springer and Will & Grace will be off the air and replaced with decent Christian family programming. Families will once again be able to turn on the radio or television and not be embarrassed to listen or watch together.

7) The abominable scourge of Internet pornography will end with the expansion and ENFORCEMENT of the Online Decency Act. Pornographers who expose the public to this sickening material will be behind bars where they belong.

You can be with us or against us, but you had BETTER believe one thing:

Christians are DONE sitting at the back of the bus.

I'm speechless. You?

Comments

[Dave]

The poor dear needs help. Do you think she's ever read the New Testatment?

[Eli]

She would have read the New Testament ... if she knew how to read.

[eRobin]

5) Worthless liberal social welfare programs will be dismantled and replaced by Christian faith-based government funded programs. People will finally get REAL help through Jesus Christ.

This is the only one she has a prayer of seeing happen and it's a real problem. She's wrong about the timetable though. By 2012 (the end of the next GOP president's eVoting-assisted term) I think she's got a real shot at it. On that topic, I was suprised to hear that BushCo backed off losing the deduction for employees' health insurance - which I'm sure was conceived with Wanda's dreams in mind.

[ALAIN]

I wonder if the Moderates are happy they've emboldened these morons.

[sylamore]

Over my cold dead liberal body, bitch. Bring it on.

[Steve]

Wholly Crap!

[Afsheen]

Wow. Just... wow.

There's still smoke coming out of my ears.

[ms. jared]

holy shit. (pun intended)

i'm especially encouraged by her christian humanity to settle for shaming and hiding homosexuals instead of outright killing them as she'd prefer.

also, howard stern, jerry springer, and WILL & GRACE? uhm...one of these things is not like the others...

xoxo, jared

[michelle]

I'm with Sylamore!
Bring it on!
Intolerance makes me sick!

[grumpus]

Now, now,

Personally, I think it''s a joke, now that I've gone to yahoo and read her personal information. No, it wasn't my joke, but I do suspect someone is having some fun.

[forrest]

I know a lot of people think this way, but that doesn't mean we're obligated to take them seriously. At least not beyond a point. I mean, really, this is kind of funny. Does anyone except for the most deluded evangelicals actually believe that Iraq will ever be a "peaceful Christian nation"? They can have maybe one of the three, if they're lucky. And the list just gets more ludicrous from that point... We have to fight these people, but we don't have to take all their crackhead notions at face value.

[drew]

Hilarious. I'm not worried though. The pendulum is currently swinging one way, and soon enough it will swing even further the other way. The more glossy-eyed bigots like this come out of the woodwork, the further that morals will swing the other way in the future.

It will be so much fun watching this woman's head explode when she turns on FOX one day and sees double-penetration man-on-man action.

[Alice]

From the glazed look and the pointed prose, I'd say Wanda's son has been slipping her the bong water.

[pam]

Maybe the combination cowl and gold choker are cutting off oxygen to her brain. In any case, Wanda, bring it on.

[Amanda]

8) And I will get that pony for Christmas that my parents never bought me.

[Carmen]

Jesus Christ in a wafer.

[ricky]

And Jesus wept. Then he said, "I got nailed to a fucking cross for these assholes??? What was I thinking?"

[tas]

There are just some people who remind you why sledgehammers were invented.

[Dean Landsman]

And Wanda's children and her children's children won't have to go to school with any of those Negroes, Jews, Muslims, Asians, or any of the pagan, *different*, sorts of people tainting the very soil on which Wanda and hers might tread.

And they'll cut off that horrid program called immigration, so the purity and sanctity of all Americans (like Wanda!!) can be maintained.

Gloriosky (or does that sound too Polish?)!

[James]

I'm not speechless. Pissed off as usual, but I made sure to say a few words in reply to her idiotic post as well as to one of the other racist sacks of shit that replied. For those who would advocate "reaching out" to the extremists, I'd say good luck - they're likely to be left with a bloody stump. In the contrary, it's best to neither compromise nor cooperate with the wingnuts - just loudly remind them that they are assholes.

[mondo]

I would like these zealots shipped off to Iraq immediately. After all, Iraqis need to be saved too right? A Red state Christian zealot trying to bulldoze some Christmas cheer on an Iraqi civilization that's 5000 years old, now that would be hilarious.

[Rick]

She should have been stoned to death way back when she was an unruly child. Another thought, wouldn't it make more sense if the 'host' was made out of hamburger instead of bread?