Estrogen Week - Women as Funny as Men Edition

Bitch Ph.D. on the silly Alabama ban on sex toys:
"A young girl, fresh and innocent, purchases her first vibrator. She becomes addicted to sexual pleasure, masturbating constantly, and neglecting her studies and her family duties. Her hair becomes greasy and unkempt, and her eyes unfocused, and she begins to steal money to purchase more vibes. Anything, anything! to feed her habit. Next thing you know, she's lost touch with all that is Good and Holy and is prostituting herself on the street, mere pennies for a blow job, anything to earn money towards a rabbit vibe."

In response to The Gates, Liza Sabater gives us The Crackers.

Jo has to be the most prolific, most stream-of-consciousness blogger in the sphere. And humor punctuates nearly every post at Spanglemonkey.

michele is right. She sucks at Photoshop. Nonetheless, this photo is hilarious.

Go read Preemptive Karma Carla's Shorter Vatican.

Nearly everything flea writes is a scream, but I found yesterday's entry particularly funny and I'm not sure why.

I mostly wear my sarcastic heart on my sleeve. Majikthise is much more sneaky about it.

Comments

[NTodd]

Geesh, all the Estrogen Week stuff is getting ridiculous. When will men get a Testosterone Week? This is reverse-discrimination! We male bloggers are people, too--why don't you link to us?

[Jo]

Hey thanks! How nice!

NTodd, maybe you want to start a blog pretending to be a woman? Then you'd have a chance.

[NTodd]

THat's crazy enough, it just might work.

[Hanna]

NTodd's a dood?

Well knock me over with a feather.

Love,

Hanna

[mikez]

Women are way funnier than men. Smarter too. Especially you. [pretend to listen] Ha! Never met anyone as smart and funny as you. Come hear often? What's your sign?

[Dick Masterson]

Women are just as funny as men? I can count the number of times a woman has made me laugh on one hand: zero.

Cinderblock is to Comfortable as Women are to Clever.

-Dick