Write Your Own Caption - #163
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19 April 2005
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The caption for this Time photo, copied from here, reads as follows: "Idol" "Pro-G.O.P protesters at the Republican Convention in New York City last year. Correction: The original caption incorrectly stated that these protesters were blasting Coulter.... [Read More]
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"Best known as a conservative pundit, Coulter is also an unabashed tinkerer, having recently invented the anti-gravity chair."
Posted by: Sam | 19 April 2005 at 11:28
"I haven't eaten in two-weeks! That's why neocon men love me; I make myself look pretty for them! Something all women should do for their men!"
Posted by: Pseudo-Adrienne | 19 April 2005 at 12:17
http://www.moviesounds.com/sp/suckball.wav
guess which one is 'Ann' speaking? ;)
Posted by: des | 19 April 2005 at 12:29
Ann Coulter does a bad impersonation of Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct"
Posted by: Richard Bellikoff | 19 April 2005 at 14:00
"OK, I sat for the camera. Now where's my coke?"
Posted by: Chuck English | 19 April 2005 at 14:20
Well, at least they didn't make me pope.
Posted by: Shakespeare's Sister | 19 April 2005 at 14:35
*Disclaimer: "Any photographic similarities between Ms. Coulter and the spider-creature Gary Oldman morphed into in the movie Lost in Space are purely coincidental."
Posted by: norbizness | 19 April 2005 at 14:57
The devil has many forms.
You can tell the gene pool is becoming muddy.
I wonder if she's got a 'thing' like the lobster in 'Alien'
The smirking face of Fascism.
I hope that anyone who doesn't agree with me gets dead.
Posted by: waldo | 19 April 2005 at 16:16
TIME waits for no man ... but it does kiss wing-nut ass on occasion.
TIME heals all wounds ... but it can't cure anorexia.
Posted by: sylamore | 19 April 2005 at 16:26
Photographic proof of the axiom that...
"Fucking Ann Coulter would be like fucking a towel rack"
Posted by: tbogg | 19 April 2005 at 18:45
This is nice, but I like the "WE ARE FUCKED" Time cover just a bit better. But I guess that one was done back when that mag had a better reputation.
Posted by: eric | 19 April 2005 at 19:26
(sung to the tune of their tv commercial)
TIME sucks...and you are therrrre...
Posted by: Lancelot Link | 19 April 2005 at 20:48
(sung to the tune of their tv commercial)
TIME sucks...and you are therrrre...
Posted by: Lancelot Link | 19 April 2005 at 20:48
oops
Posted by: Lancelot Link | 19 April 2005 at 20:48
oops
Posted by: Lancelot Link | 19 April 2005 at 20:48
This is a much better picture of Ann.
Posted by: Michael Hussey | 19 April 2005 at 21:58
"Thank God I'm a woman. Any man who was this thin, and who said things like I say, would be stopped by the police and checked for needle tracks every time he went out in public."
Posted by: Bruce Arthurs | 20 April 2005 at 01:05
"Oh my god, are the maggots crawling out?"
Posted by: Bob Slocum | 20 April 2005 at 14:00
Photographer: "Er miss, you have a couple of threads hanging off your dress. Oh sorry, those are your legs"
Posted by: Gabriel Cancello | 21 April 2005 at 04:09
From Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials: The Cthulhter (inspired by H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos): a thoroughly nasty, hideously thin, ravenously hungry, undead, eternal being of pure malice and evil, the Cthulhter insinuates itself into public discourse by attaching a thin, filament-like, almost invisible palp to the brainstems of willing dupes in the media (see, for example, the Cloud), and, having sucked their brain matter dry, proceeding to spew forth bullshit about its being merely a harmless prankster.
Cthulhters are hermaphroditic, and are thought to reproduce via maggot-infested dunghills, not unlike cockatrices. Woe to the unwary traveller who comes within range of its foul, tobacco-reeking exhalations, as he will not live to tell the tale.
Posted by: Vercingetorix | 21 April 2005 at 18:00
When you were eating calamari last week at the waterfront, and you said these tentacles looked a little longer than usual; you had no idea did you?
Posted by: Der Kommissar | 21 April 2005 at 21:35