Announcing the First Annual Rox Pop "Tom Delay Haiku Slam"

Inspired by Mad Kane:

DeLay's indictment.
Long awaited by lib'rals.
The delay's over.

Your turn.

Comments

[Mad Kane]

Thanks for the plug! I'm honored to have inspired a haiku contest and look forward to the entries.

[Jennifer]

Family values.
Delay spoke without delay.
Indicted for fraud.

[eli]

what a lying creep
"i've done nothing unlawful"
hammer the asshole

[Sam]

Whither Powerline?
Very simple prediction
They'll blame Bill Clinton

[Anodyne]

The Left cries for truth
The Right cries out for justice;
A Fall's discontents.

[jayinbmore]

There indeed is fat
To be trimmed from government
One corrupt bugman

[Chris R]

Is it Hammer Time?
The Majority Leader
Entering Hoosegow?

But I like Sam's.

[kcb]

Arrogant Tommy,
You should have kept your nose clean
While you talked values.

[kth]

Justice without Delay
Now the Dreier's out of order
Think I'll roll a Blunt

[Night Owl]

The Bugman cometh
To exterminate, indict
The Bugman goeth.

[Alex]

Now Tom's defenders
must paraphrase the MC:
Please don't hurt Hammer.

[kth]

heh, too illegit to acquit?

[Phoenician in a time of Romans]

Two things that mix well,
Irony and corruption -
The Bugman is stung.

One more Bush bastard
down; let's hope there's more to come.
Ronnie Earle, you rock.

[Roxanne]

Earle, he's a-driving
Dusty Texas country road
Bugman, meet windsheld

[Amy]

Oh, no, Tom Delay
this time the news is on you
who "done" nothing wrong

[Chris Clarke]

Late September, the
Honorable Dale Gribble
marched like a toad frog

[Muldowney]

Since this is Texas,
We can always hope that he
Might just get the chair.

We brought Nixon down.
He said he was not a crook.
You're next, Tommy boy.

Wait a second here.
Tom is a great congressman...
...for me to poop on!

[JDC]

The wind chills, leaves turn
New clothes on the emperor
A true bill for Tom

[Elayne Riggs]

Hammer gets nailed
Blames his fate on biased pols
Takes one to know one?

[Kyra]

Conspiracy, fraud
Hoping to all the gods that
Justice ain't DeLayed.

Conservatives scream,
"Blame the librul media!
Republican down!"

For Bush to pardon,
Takes time away from hating
Pagans, gays & NOW.

Corrupt Bush regieme
Is now down by at least one.
About fucking time.

DeLay's indictment
Is a really awesome start.
Hope Santorum's next.

[Kyra]

Irate right-wingers
Blame the liberals; also,
Anyone but Tom.

[Kyra]

Most always it is
Far from me to judge by name,
But . . . Tom Riddle, hmm?

[dancinfool]

Today Tom DeLay
Tomorrow Senator Frist
Then Rove? TRIFECTA!

[The Heretik]

Delay of the land
Nailed and hammered like a bug
Obscene view now clean