See also:
- Roberts Has No Agenda, No Womb Either
- That creepy feeling John Roberts gives you? Well, there's a reason for it
- John Roberts v. One French Fry
- CBC Wants Roberts Probed on Civil Rights
- Job Interview
and especially
- The Right to Generic Oil Replacement is Not Explicitly Enumerated in the Jiffy Lube Charter, Nor in Any Penumbra Thereof

Menace II Society II
Posted by: eli | 13 September 2005 at 10:07
I hope this is his face after Feinstein gets through with him. Scary picture. Funny too. Thanks for the link!
Posted by: egalia | 13 September 2005 at 11:45
How dare you? How...how dare you?!
After everything I've done...this is what I get from you? Betrayal?!!
I'll get you for this...All of you! And when I'm done...before I'm done...you'll regret the day you ever heard the name John G. Roberts!
Posted by: Byron Dunn | 13 September 2005 at 13:05
I'm gay...and yet, I'm going to vote against both gay rights and women's rights. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Posted by: Greg | 13 September 2005 at 13:12
"Well-l-l-l, sit down and rap with me, brother!"
Posted by: choff | 13 September 2005 at 13:37
Soylent green is made of PEOPLE?!?!?
Posted by: jo-fo | 13 September 2005 at 13:40
John Roberts reacts to Joe Biden's question, "Judge Roberts, if I wash my dick will you suck it?"
Posted by: | 13 September 2005 at 14:03
Okay. Let's clean it up a bit.
Posted by: Roxanne | 13 September 2005 at 14:05
Here's Johnny!
Posted by: scribby | 13 September 2005 at 14:34
Jesus save me! The Satan-Worshipping, America-Hating Liberals are after me!
Posted by: amb123 | 13 September 2005 at 17:15
"Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? I'm the only one here."
Posted by: Richard Bellikoff | 13 September 2005 at 17:17
Next on CBS, Greg Kinnear stars in the CBS Sunday Movie:
"Haunted by the Closet"
Posted by: Night Owl | 13 September 2005 at 19:02
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Posted by: Billmon | 13 September 2005 at 22:26
You--yes, you, Shrub! I thought I was told they wouldn't ask questions! But all I hear all day are questions!
Posted by: Amanda | 13 September 2005 at 23:29
Uh-oh, his Village of the Damned children have seized control of his brain.
Posted by: norbizness | 13 September 2005 at 23:49
"Hey, I can actually see my own ear!"
Posted by: Bruce Arthurs | 14 September 2005 at 09:19
"Allright John, I know you can do this one......do your Dick Cheney surprised impersonation."
Posted by: | 14 September 2005 at 12:26
"Look ! I'm the Runaway Groom !"
Posted by: A.B. Hoffman | 14 September 2005 at 15:37
Ur... uh... what i-i-i-i-i-is t-t-t-the name of t-t-t-that s-s-song sung b-b-b-b-by that preach-ch-cher in P-P-P-Polterg-g-g-geist II?
Posted by: Dystopia Productions | 14 September 2005 at 21:37
you wouldn't like me when i am angry
Posted by: almostinfamous | 15 September 2005 at 00:36
I'm so far to the right that I can only look left, and I tell you,, i don't like what I seeee!
Posted by: lb | 15 September 2005 at 01:00
"I think I may need a bathroom break?"
Posted by: Andrew C White | 15 September 2005 at 14:01
Max! MAA-AX! Tell Mr. DeMille I'm ready for my close-up!
Posted by: Patrick Goodnow | 17 September 2005 at 10:02
Waddya' talkin' about, Willis!?
Posted by: TroubleBoy | 16 November 2005 at 05:25