Write Your Own Caption - #423

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[Bruce Arthurs]

"Senators, when I tell you that the President's domestic wiretapping is legal, I am really reaming all of you up the ass with the entire length of my massive throbbing manhood."

[JDC]

Attorney General Gonzales demonstrates the size of the electronic surveillance devices used by the Washington administration to spy on the whiskey rebels.

[eli]

then george washington wrote the emanicipation proclaimation ...see ...right before he had to run away from dinosaurs ...see. and then he threw a shinny shilling across the potomac ...see.

yeah, that's the ticket.

[ALAIN]

You may call me Generalisimo.

[John]

"The distance between my thumb and index finger represents, approximately, the amount of concern I have about whether my perfunctory appearance before your 'esteemed' selves will result in any actual changes to Bush Administration policy. I have complete and total disdain for you and the American people. To put it clearly: We just don't care."

-or-

A joke about penis length.

[B.D.]

Attorney General Gonzales demonstrates for members of Congress the exact technique the NSA uses for milking intelligence from illegal wiretaps.

[turdblister]

"I cannot tell a lie...well, not a LITTLE lie. No, this'll take about 50 of my biggest ones."

[tas]

...and that's the reason my kneepads haven't worn out yet. There's not too much work to do!

[Night Owl]

i'm crushing your rights.

[sylamore]

I'm at least THIS much taller than my brother Herve. But, yes, Senator, de Boss and me, we have both spent a lot of time on Fantasy Island.

[norbizness]

Law books?!? Yeah, I seen 'em. About this wide?

[TravisG]

Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez offers a characteristically sunny assessment of the administration's credibility gap.

[fred]

“Could ya strike that stupid little thing I just said? There’s this little blacklist in case ya don’t. Tough times and a buncha dumb cronies runnin’ the show means ya gotta cheat! And strike that last little part too...”

[Ben Wood]

I hold here in my left hand the justification for domestic spying. I can see it just fine Senator. What, you can't see it? Anyone who can't see it is one of "them." And some of the Senators nodded their heads and said, "Yes, I see it."

[mikez]

"Our dossier on you is about that thick, Senator. You really want to talk to me like that?"

[Patrick Taylor]

"There can be no doubt that the Islamofascists have telephone conversations and the capability to rapidly produce more, many more," Alberto Gonzalez said then, at one point holding up an imaginary vial of biological agent. "Our conservative estimate is that they have a stockpile of between 100 and 500 pre-paid cellphones north, south and east of Albuquerque -- Mushroom Cloud, Senator, Mushroom Cloud!" he exclaimed at the time.

[The Fat Lady Sings]

You know - I'm not really sure I can tell you what immediately came to mind upon seeing that picture. There was a great deal of laughing involved, though. All I can say is - "Small Threat".

[Randy]

Bill said Hilary has one about this long

[lunamom]

... and then there's fred... heh, heh, heh

[Rex Visigothis]

Before I took Enzyte...