The Send-Malkin-Some-Toenail-Clippers Project was concocted by people fascinated with the unhinged. And hinges. And non sequiturs. Every pair of clippers sends a message that we want her to get rid of those bothersome, ragged crescent moons. We want those toenails secured before summer sandal weather!

You know, it just makes this banner all the more perfect.
Posted by: Lauren | 18 April 2006 at 08:40
Is this the correct place to send the clippers?
[address redacted by blog author.]
[Ed note: If you really want to send Malkin some toenail clippers, I suggest you send them to her in care of Fox News or Regnery Publishing.]
Posted by: Hurricane Daisy | 18 April 2006 at 10:39
Good one Rox ...
Why not just paste the picture into an email and click send? The email address is on her site.
Posted by: blogenfreude | 18 April 2006 at 12:25
Does anyone have her phone number or address? She's not listed in the white pages...
Posted by: Comandante Agi | 18 April 2006 at 14:14
Her address and phone number are easy enough to find --just like everyone else's.
Readers: If you do have it, don't post it here. And I strongly suggest we don't engage in harrassment at people's homes.
Posted by: Roxanne | 18 April 2006 at 14:20