A drive-by commenter just reminded me ... some of our creations from last September were pretty good:
Whither Powerline?
Very simple prediction
They'll blame Bill ClintonNow Tom's defenders
must paraphrase the MC:
Please don't hurt Hammer.Two things that mix well,
Irony and corruption -
The Bugman is stung.Hammer gets nailed
Blames his fate on biased pols
Takes one to know one?
Can you beat any of those?
White supremacists
Never been so organized:
Tom DeLay's in jail.
Posted by: Anthony Cartouche | 04 April 2006 at 21:24
Sunset in springtime,
Flowers line my trail of tears
Just one more bribe please?
Posted by: Hubris | 04 April 2006 at 21:30
Holy cad! He's gone!
Money laund'ring spouter of
Pious platitudes.
Posted by: outlier | 04 April 2006 at 21:41
Sugar Land resounds
with DeLay's new battle cry:
Keep me out of jail.
Posted by: JeremÃas | 05 April 2006 at 01:07
Jesus shifts a bit
on his crucifix: "We all
get hammered sometime."
Posted by: petomai | 05 April 2006 at 03:23
Since my DeLay haiku from last year inspired your first contest, I feel duty-bound to try another:
DeLay has resigned,
So House cleaning's started, but
We're still infested.
Posted by: Mad Kane | 06 April 2006 at 15:33
Powerful People
Lying and Cheating, It's the
American Dream
Posted by: Farishta | 06 April 2006 at 16:37
Exterminated,
but embraced by religious
fanatics and fools
Posted by: Screwy Hoolie | 06 April 2006 at 17:00
Book Tom on Sun Cruz,
Sleep tight,Don't let bedbugs bite!
Snitch in time saves nine
Posted by: zencomix | 07 April 2006 at 12:02