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25 May 2006

Write Your Own Caption - #501

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Students….this photo is an excellent example where the terms “non sequitur”, “oxymoron” and “contradiction” can all come into play…..plus a few other terms that may not be germane to this discussion….

the only way he'll ever under-stand the word.

How about the international symbol for NO!

A big red circle with a diagonal slash through it!

Dammit! Fresh out!

WRONG DOOR SHOULD READ UNINTELLIGENCE. George W. Bush is a true example of a child left behind. The media and the puclic excuse his ignorance and pretend it's funny it's not. His brain has been fired by drugs and alochol. Ever wonder why George Bush senior calls Bill Clinton his son well that's because Clinton is intelligent and Junior isn't. Who wants to talk to a dummy?

The President said today, "Intelligence is like God. It's God-like. It floats above us and sometimes descends upon us and informs us; makes us wiserer. It comes from the ether and enters our prayers. That's why I believe Pat Robertson's storm predictions and that's why I support them over what our scientists are telling us. Pat Robertson used intelligence from above."

Don't believe everything you read

"I'm sorry, Mr. President, but you don't have clearance to enter this area."

Intelligence will forever be above him, and/or out of his reach.

My President, write or rong.

A graphic example of 'under-intelligence'.

this way out.

The "Mission Accomplished" banner of the CIA

FAILURE!

Oxy...?

"Sir, I'm gonna need you to step back through the scanner. And go ahead and take your shoes off..."

After being kicked out of the line in the first place, Bush finally gets to the front of the line for brains.

... but i was looking for faith-based reality

Damn I'm tried of taking these Classes.
10-3 Everyday .Aint I smart yet.

Excuse me Mr. President... You're in the wrong line.

Bush waits in line to get a brain of his very own.

Tragically; the president bumbled into the wrong room, on his way to the pisser; and in an unbelievable display of irony was crushed by an eight foot sign entitled "intelligence". While no one really knows who put the sign up; It has been said that the intelligence sign was hung in hopes that more intelligent people would visit the Whitehouse...the NSA is reviewing phone records for clues.

Excuse me, Mr Preznit, but you're in the wrong line. The line for clues is over there.

Please Lord, what should I use to guide my decisions? Give me a sign.

“Brains ain’t about what you know but who you know. And I know everybody... heh heh. I’m the worlds smartest man!”

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