Heidi Fleiss seems to think so:
Heidi Fleiss, the ex–Hollywood Madam, the woman who used to stash clumps of cash beneath her mattress, the woman who took the fall and didn’t name names, the woman who served three years’ hard time for being, in her own words, “a flesh peddler,” is going legit. Oh, sure, she’s still going to peddle flesh, but she wants to do it legally this time. Her plan is to open a brothel in Crystal, about 80 miles outside of Las Vegas. It isn’t going to be like any other brothel in America, or anywhere else for that matter. Her establishment will cater to women. Only women. Her hookers will be men, gigolos to be exact. Heidi Fleiss is trying to open a stud farm. Technically, she’s trying to become America’s first stud farmer.
Patron: " Hi, I am . . . um . . . Maria uh Marie Anne. I am kinda new to this . . ."
Guy: "Ssshh. Sports Center is on."
Patron: "So should I just sit over here?"
Guy: "Whatever. Hey, move! You're blocking the tv. Oh, and grab a fresh brewski for me?"
Patron: (starting to sob) "You remind me of my boyfriend. (taking out wallet) "You want to see his pictures? He's really a great guy . . ."
TV set: "goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal !!!"
Posted by: DrLeoStrauss | 07 July 2006 at 14:38
I think she's wise to abandon the White House as a model for the building. The Capitol would be more suitable.
Posted by: Jeremías | 07 July 2006 at 14:57
The Capitol would be more suitable.
Ugh. Denny Hastert at a stud farm....gonna barf...*gurgle*
Posted by: JackGoff | 08 July 2006 at 12:32