Osama bin Laden Blames teh Snapple, purple Teletubie, the StayPuft Marshmallow Man and Jay Leno for Iraq
According to emailer ChrisR, on page 7 of the transcript of today's OBL magnum opus, the grand wizard says, "There are no taxes, but rather there is a limited alms totaling only 2.5%." Which I guess means he's calling for a flat tax.
So Steve Forbes isn't off the hook, either.
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